-Hey FuPeg, that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
-Hey pretty Lady, sexy tail wrap!
-If I said you had a beautiful croup, would you hold it against me?
-I didn't know sperm could count.
-Yo, mama, I'm not all about the finish line if you catch my drift...
-Smarty Dufus, other end!
-What's the difference between your date and the 3 minute egg? Nothing.
-I got lucky (once) in Kentucky.
